//hearing aid: dare - gorillaz

Hold it down there

meet me the chiong master.

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choing master [noun] a person who is dumb enough to work 13 hours or more straight. work usually requires physical torture or brain juice. usually not both at a time.
eg karen is a chiong master because she worked 13 hours straight. it was pure physical torture.
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i just got back from a 7am - 11pm shift at marina mandarin. boy oh boy.
i got blisters and abrasions. i got about $80 bucks for that.
standing up non-stop for 8 hours then another 5 after a 3 hour 'break'.
serving guest's every whim and fancy. serving toast after toast, cup of coffee after cup of coffee, breaking glass after glass. wearing heels and not being able to sit down and dangle my legs in the air.

me and russ were so shagged by the 8th hour, we nearly pushed each other into a busy intersection just to get the rest of the day off.
bernie has abrasions on his butt.
nabil's mind switched off today. because he's been a chiong master for 5 days straight.

its 7am - 3pm tomorrow.
and 7am - 3pm the day after.

i think i'll amputate my legs now.