//has he woken up yet?//


today there was a funny exchange at the office.

hotguy: "he said don't forget to take photos of the chicks!"
perv: "and you took offence to that?! what are u? a woman?"
hotguy: "no i'm most certainly not a woman. i can show you my nads ok."
perv: "dude, i might be horny but i'm totally straight and narrow."
hotguy: "he still said chicks."
perv: "so you don't have a feminist bone in your booty?"
boss: "maybe he's just scared of bird flu."

the whole office rolled out laughing. this started a whole series of exhanges.

porky: "i like the handphone dingly dangly. lend me can?" (note porky doesn't not know chinese)
prettygirl: "haiyo, so ma fan you!"
porky: "ma fan? is that like cow rice?"
prettygirl: "for a non-chinese man, you sure know your chinese hor."

a while later.

porky hangs handphone ornament on his ear.

porky: "nice not huh?"
boss: "you look like a fruitcake."
porky: "eh, does that mean i'm yummy?"
boss: "no, it means you probably have some form of alcohol in your being, you got nuts and you are at every wedding."

cue office laughter.

i swear it's getting better everyday.