the final installment of karen's debut photography exhibition: the explotation of a friend.
yes it is none other than the love of my life in 2027, russ. haha.
it was a normal morning. until joe augustine calls me and says: "so karen tell me more about your friend russell."
oh yes baby. i sent in an sms a week ago about how russ is so lazy and can't wake up no matter what u do. and they really like it so after probing further, they said: "ok! we'll give him a wake up call."
so mins later, this plays on air.
J: Hello, is this Png Gabriel Russell?
R: eh, ya.
J: this is Lai from Jurong Island.
R: eh... ya. (obviously not awake)
J: There's a valve that went missing. and we looked at the security tapes and you were seen playing with it.
R: eh. okie. (silence)
J: are you free for questioning?
R: eh i got driving.
J: did you pay for you driving using the money you got from selling the valve?!
R: no! no! no!
J: russell, do you know what is happening?
R: eh...
J: this is joe augustine from power 98! and you've just been punked!
R: am i on air?!
J: yeah! and your friend karen-
R: UGGGGGGHHHHHH! OH NOOOOO!
R: eh, ya.
J: this is Lai from Jurong Island.
R: eh... ya. (obviously not awake)
J: There's a valve that went missing. and we looked at the security tapes and you were seen playing with it.
R: eh. okie. (silence)
J: are you free for questioning?
R: eh i got driving.
J: did you pay for you driving using the money you got from selling the valve?!
R: no! no! no!
J: russell, do you know what is happening?
R: eh...
J: this is joe augustine from power 98! and you've just been punked!
R: am i on air?!
J: yeah! and your friend karen-
R: UGGGGGGHHHHHH! OH NOOOOO!
oh bite me.
