//i think we're alone now//

the whole office left for lunch and i am left holding the fort.

but why karen? why?

because a certain fake boob client whose name is not mentionable due to certain type of unmentionable law decides that she can only meet me during lunch to settle certain unmentionable issues which cannot be settle at another time.

and to that i said: "oh why of course, i have nothing better to do then forsake the one hour of my working day which i can do anything i want and get paid and meet your royal boobness."

she better make it quick. i think silicon is edible.