while i am packing my bags for my trip to redang (it's an inside joke thing),
my dad starts talking about the renovation of our house in june.
and he has this semi brilliant idea to travel for a month while contractors are hacking our walls and redesigning our rooms. we are going on a month long road tip.
i am so motherfucking excited ok. i can hardly contain my balls. i'm serious, i was so excited, i grew balls!
we're going to:
every continent cept' for africa. i'm trying to get my dad to put us on a flight to south africa just to complete the trip. but he scared that i would be sold off as a sex slave. (hahahahahaha). that wouldn't be a problem as now, as you recall, i have too much extra weight and balls.
plus i'm am going to spain! spain! spain! that means i'm closer to
raul my beautiful latin lova, i am going to be near you. i will go to real and snatch you from your hawt supermodel wife. i will raise you 4 kids so they can use chopsticks and line up for free hello kitty toys that they don't need. i will treat your entire team to sugarcane and chin chow during practice and at night, we will break the national singapore average of number of sex they have in a year. that's 96 times in one night my mucho macho man.
with that thought, my balls have returned home where they cannot be seen by the naked eye.
look out world!
