"so, i'll just hammer it into submission?"
"what about hard gay? i'm sure he smells nice."
"i have black camo cream, can make myself look dirty."
"the new allswell ad is quite funny. its a good comeback from the previous crap."
"giggle snort, jp, giggle snort."
"my pick up line will be: do you need a recharge? geddit, geddit?!"
overheard at a cashier line at ntuc
"dear, we need the bang. our kitchen is a veh dirty place."
overheard at famous amos
"100 grams no nut please." "(giggle), no nuts. (giggle)"
my day is peppered with so much silly conversations, i don't need to even think of good one liners anymore.
weekend update:
1. jerry maguire
2. english patient
3. last king of scotland
ah, jurong is a one big dull dud.
