the big one zero zero

yes it's the 100th post on this blog. (not that its a big deal but hey, i'm sentimental)

i decided that i want to marry chandler bing of friends.
he's smart(ish), funny, gentlemenly and i would allow him to puff away on his ciggarette.
but then again, if a man like him existed, he might be the bane of my existance.
he seems always free, he would sacrifice his ear drums for someone like janice (heh heh heeeeeeeeh)
he works in a multi national corporation and calculates the WENUS (weekily estimated nett usage statistics) and ANUS (annual nett usuage stats)

so basically, he's got a job, great friends, funny, sentimental, smokes, smart(ish) and has his own place.
he is like the perfect man


if all else fails, at least there's great sex with joey.