when me and merlynn sat at cheesecake cafe last night with our truffles and chessecakes, we watched the portugal match with a lot of anticipation and longing.
cue merlynn - ardent supporter of portugal.
everytime cristiano ronaldo was close to scoring, she prayed. just because i let it slip out that he has a habit of throwing his jersey off when he scores. such a whor- hold that thought. i think raul might have the same effect on me.
so in the spirit of being shallow women and of the world cup, i went to search for some beautiful pictures of merlynn's sex god.
and whilst searching, i could not could not could not stop laughing at this.
so much for straight athletic men huh.
